Gotta keep movin

Christmas means traveling and when caught in traffic, one fusses with their woman about an appropriate place to pull over for a proper place to piss. In this case there was no compromise and ironically; the most biodegradable substance on earth was released into a plastic container and preserved on the side of the freeway for years to come.
“Please do not rush to the bus’s open door. The people in the front will arrive at our destination only a moment before those in the back.”

Happy Haloween

In Team News:-Many gathered to show support for the upcoming holiday. The garage is experiencing its usual session but this time it has christmas sweaters and Olde Englishesss. Yep, things are different here.

Gill aint give a shit. Here pictured stickin to the real even with spare cash in hand. Happy Holidays.

Isn't it a funny thing that Jesus Christ, was born on the same day as Christmas?

Have a good summer

Thanks to Stuart and Ashley for showing up and bringing a bunch of Shepard's newest prints. A couple went up in the garage and they look wonderful.
In team news: Stuart is afraid of walking in the street. He's fucking crazy. The news cancelled itself.

Ramma Lamma

Ha Ha look at this! Horsebite rarity!
Rob actually got drunk with his rare case of spare time.

Here he is in an entirely normal state of self loathing. He was hitting the glass cups on the table with a baseball bat for no reason. I have a feeling it has to do with having absolutely no self control.

None of this happened before closing off a street with construction cones that he found and rolling a pumpkin down Crescent street at absolute top speed. More pictures pretty soon, theyre just on another camera. Another update.

In Team News

In team news-Andy went to a hardcore show the other night and has since adopted the "sXe" Strait Edge lifestyle of no booze or anything else fun. He's all about cigarettes and water bottles now. When he woke up today, he was wearing suspenders without a shirt and talking about stupid sunshine.

Marry #%&!*+% Christmas

Salt of the Earth

Forgetting about the less fortunate and unwilling transients is easy to do when caught up in the mess of worrying about how to afford gifts for others this holiday season.


Let’s drink to the hard working people
Let’s think of the lowly of birth
Spare a thought for the rag taggy people
Let’s drink to the salt of the earth

In Team News: No News.

Making Christmas

We needed a tree




And the angel for the top of the tree.

Pig

Suprise Party

To tell you the exact truth-we hired a belly dancer for jessicas surprise birthday. She dances really fast like the Egyptians do, and left as promptly and as fast as the ancient Nubians would have if they were there.


Andy even had some moves for her



The only known accounts of the night were recorded on wet papyrus and promptly lost. except for this.

Big night tonight

Tonights gonna be fun. No school.
In Team News: Ed hung out with some tough guys the other night and thought he'd puke for us just like he saw them do at the bar. He's a little young and thought that drinking=being cool, and pukeing=even cooler.

This hurts my spirit

Last night we decided to call Dog the Bounty Hunter.
He answered the first time and wasn't really having us. I guess its because he is an actual bounty hunter and has work to do. Sometimes I forget because of that wild hessian gear he's always wearing.

He reminds me of McTeige circa The Heights of Van. No?

Teige did the same type of crime fighting stuff. Here he is dealing with a criminal in dangerous grounds, just like Dog.

The second time we called I think his son answered. Despite our pathetic begging we could still not talk to the Dog.

Machismo Extremous-Heres his phone number if you need a good laugh. 1-808-537-2245

In Team News

In Team News: Andy and Gil hit the road out of town for a little while. They are in the mountains, cut off from many forms of communication. We miss them.

Chinatown and Piss in the streets

We went to Chinatown tonight to a bar that ended up being worthless. Anytime a person gives you advice about what bars to visit in this city, be careful what you believe. Most of the time people hear about spots and want to act cool so they just throw names out there and say things like, "Oh you have to check this place out!"
The actual good spots go unspoken and can be found with a little bit of time.

big cigarettes in little Chinatown

I think it says, "No fun-fuck off."

If I was 17, I would try to say that this is a great picture. Yah, it's just a Newport. get it! No way dude it's actually pot being smoked in a bar! Owwwww!

Are we cool??

Night

People say that the public transportation is good in San Francisco. Those people have never waited for the 14, or dealt with the anguish of the 23. The MUNI works, but you need to spend at least 20 minutes extra time at every stop you make just to wait for the next one to show up. London has it figured out, even Paris with their rickety wooden subway makes good time through the city. San Francisco is not that convienent.

Once you get on the actual subway, there are various excercises you can do to pass time while it stops for stupid reasons.

As soon as we were free from the schedule of the Subway, one paricular visitor decided to, well, party. . . you know. Woohoo?

End Transmission

Reptilicus

For some strange reason all of us have become obsessed with the creature Reptilicus. I don't understand why, but we decided to make an album about the adventures of Reptilicus. The record will follow her through the United States as she struggles to make friends and find an identity.



The project is coming along nicely so far and sounds great.

Below is a sample of the song where Reptilicus accidentaly stumbles into an Indian Reservation in Arizona.
Just click the sound link below and it will play through the computer speakers.

The sound quality is bad, but oh well. The full release will have perfect sound. Let us know if you want a copy for free.

Random Pics

Newsflash!

Just got the new National Geographic in the mail and apparently Zebras arent cool anymore.

Worst Update Ever

In Team news: Mamba got to go to the ocean today. She was stuck in a non-stop wiggly motion with a huge smile. She was wiggling soo fast, that she could only be seen as a blur.

She is also a dancer for the Bad Bandannas

The Garbage flower was in full effect today

Here he is captured in the middle of his frequent scolding.


Quite possibly the worst update ever. This is finals week.