GEEEEE!!

RocknRoll Boogie

Every night in this city is fun. Tonight an extreme case of so called "boardness" drove us out into the streets in search of a nearby vista that we could certainly. . .

Launch golf balls of off.


Then on the way back we found this old piano on the street and started to kick out the jams. (editors note- these jerks considered leaving the piano on the sidewalk where we found it. This place happened to be on top of one of the steepest hills in the city right next to our house. We could have just pushed it really hard and it would have ended up at our doorstep.) With a little motivational speech, we figured out a way to move it down the hill to the house.

On the way down the big hill, it's wheels broke off and sparks were shot around until only wood was left, which then created a campfire smell as the piano continued it's slide down Banks St.

As soon as it was wheeled into the garage, it was accepted with praise and left to worn out melodies of junior high.

But we will learn how to play original compositions such as "Werewolves of London" by Warren Zevon.

Ohhhh Tonight!!
Gotta get down in the USAaaaa. . . da da da da da da da. . . Tonight!

Hey now everybody, I gotta get movin,
I gotta rustle me up some action,
Well I'll see you all later-well Bye Bye!

now playing-"20 Buck Spin." by Pentagram.

Desktop thing

I made this thing and found out that it looks good on some desktop backgrounds. Not your thing? I dont blame you. Feel free to use it for your desktop if you like it though. Click it to enlarge before saving.

In team news-

Now playing-"Funeral For a Friend/Love Lies Bleeding," by Elton John.

Our Transient

In Team News:-Our transient has turned to excessive cigarette smoking to counteract the affects of old age. Dying young from cancer is way cooler than being old.

He also enjoys skateboarding at the local spot a block from the house. Here he is pictured enjoying our winter.

Now playing-"City Slang" by Sonic's Rendezvous Band.

Everyone thinks they're an artist

Mamba is still number one and she got a little haircut so she could show off.

Andy painted this picture the other day.

And, we thought drawing faces on the washer and dryer would be cool and it kinda was. . .

Until we actually did a proper job and used real paint. They look really funny when someone is washing some boots or something beecause they make horrible noises and shake violently.

Now playing-"Ghouls Night Out" by The Misfits.

Thanksgiving

Umm, this is our thanksgiving video that was made for fun. I know its a little late, but you may like it anyways. Watch for the Ed perspective. Remember to turn up your volume. The sound level is absolutely imperitive to the success of your viewing. Thanks.

http://ia300002.us.archive.org/2/items/Thanksgiving_4/Thanksgiving.mp4

Oh yeah! the Horsebite.

The past few weeks have looked alot like this with our steady flow of guest's and sketchy events.

Smiles all the way around.

The other night looked alot like this. After the usual saturday night rounds, the walk home resulted in some major shitting where we eat actions. Thats why we blocked off the road with construction signs, so the cops couldnt get down the street.

Then we found a really crappy toy thing and rode it down Banks st until two of us had meaty paw. I cant explain these things.

We also thought it would be funny to do this to Nate's police car. "Our only hope i thought, was that we had gone to such excess that nobody in the position to bring the hammer down on us could possibly believe that it was true."-HST

Goodbye for now
Now playing "Left Hand Right Hand-by the Murder City Devils"

Beech

Another trip to the beech was in order because it never gets old. This time around we found some kind of strange water drain that resembled a jail and a huge scary tunnel that goes somewhere.




and some other cool stuff you know?
Now playing-"I Wonder Little Darling-J.L. Hooker."

The Heights of Van

Mcteige has gone missing once again. This composite of three images from his latest known sightings was created to give clues as to what he is most likely thinking and to help stir up ideas as to where he may be.

I'm not normaly into this crap but this particular phenomena is really fun. Go to Google and type in 'failure', instead of hitting 'search,' hit 'feeling lucky'. Voila! The writing is on the wall.

If there was a better way-

-to tell you I'm sorry i wish I could. The truth is there is not. This is a web site, and only after the strange convienience that Rob bought a new computer complete with tech support; that fixed our houses internet problem-the Horsebite Cafe could struggle back to it's feet. When a horse recovers from an operation, the most crucial part of its recovery is the re-awakening that includes recovering it's balance. Contrary to popular belief; the Horsebite Cafe is not dead.
Now Playing-"Branded on my Heart" by Nagg.

A Community Place

Brothers and sisters wouldb'y it be nice if we had a community place for this type of thing to occur. The people need music it's True. . . Enough preachin-the jams must be. . . updated as soon as our internet gets turned back on.

A few people went to the Zoo

Look at this freak of evolution. Do you think there are more legs back there or some kind of strange treadmill? Maybe it just drags it's ass made out of ants around through the dirt. Nature decided to take a U-turn here and create an animal that is completely made out of ants and, what the fuck!?

Hippopotamus amphibius

Papio ursinus. Not happy-would you be?

After remembering that humans are actualy in charge of animals, we came home to eat some cause they are good.

And Then!-One of us got drunk at the bar.


Now playing "Whiskey Girl-Gillian Welch"

Christmas is not cool anymore

Our tree in it's Grande Days.

In the curent age of digital photography I am constantly amazed with the amount of impressive photography that reaches my eyes. And then I remember that they're not necessarily related to a talented photographer, but more more likely the modern ability to just shoot away without the fear of wasting expensive film. A photographer without a digital camera would have to mess with things like lenses, ASA, and appeture to create an picture that is as clear and casual as this image of our Christmas tree laying on the sidewalk after it's fall from the window. The depth of focus is impressive.

now playing-"We're Really Gonna Raise the Roof-Nagg"

In Team News

In Team News: Everyone knows that Eeegles are stupid.

Now playing-Dirty Love by Motorhead

O God, that men should put an enemy in their mouths to steal away their brains! that we should, with joy, pleasance, revel, and applause, transform ourselves into beasts! ~William Shakespeare, Othello

I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day. ~Frank Sinatra

Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut. ~Ernest Hemingway

One reason I don't drink is that I want to know when I am having a good time. ~Lady Astor

Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water. ~W.C. Fields

Now playing-"Down On The Street" by the Stooges

Old pics

This is from the other day when Rob got loose. Thats the pumkin that went speeding down Crescent St. at top speed for several blocks until wedging under an economy car.

And this is the street that he blocked off with large cones from a nearby construction site. He cant help doing things like this. It's bad so its funny you know?

Fun Fun Fun

Now Playing: "Pushing Too Hard" by The Seeds.