Halloween one

A comparatively meek version of Halloween assembled for the 2nd day of a 4-day celebration here in San Francisco. A small crew assembled for a roundabout in the Castro area because we all know the gay community has the best parties.

Full wolf outfits arrived from Huston in the shadow of another man, who in a woman costume landed himself a spot in the hospital only a year earlier. Good to have you guys here, I imagine Charlize was raging somewhere in Texas without you.




The assistant manager of an Eatery allowed for a slice of free pizza to the vampire who wanted a job but lost interest after sucking the blood of the sexiest babe on the streets only moments later.

Now playing- "Mr Pharmacist" by The Seeds.

in a moment

I'm getting ferocious emails about the frequency of updates. Calm down. No updates = lots is hapening here at the reality show. In turn, better material occurs.

Flamethrower

We're total dicks I know. 3rd grade humor is the best.












Click to enlarge. Horsebite Cafe.

Electric Moonlight

Heres the news-- we lurked down missoin street on a random tip about an alley that's been taken over by artists.
Spray paint on the walls told us to arrive today: october 22. The scene was fun; ages between 3& about 66 years old were present, all admiring the shit painted on the walls by some strung out skeleton people. I felt sketchy in the alley because I was holding a 40z, a Pig, and a rotweiler named Grandma Rodeo.

I saw a stand up bass, a ukalayley, and a GG Allin Impersinator. Spent half my time with girls in high heels, and the rest laughing with friends. Art galleries are just places where hipsters sell cocaine nowadays. Fuck that.


Floyd Collins and Kathy Fiscus visited the house today, they each got stuck in the stairs on the way up. Their stories are far more accurate and interesting than ours.
All truth, enjoy the delta roots

and now he has a beard

In Team News-
Ronnie is Lurking in the backstage of a restaurant and smoking Newports. A few others are around southern California for reasons that remain a mystery. Arden is somewhere in the mountains. School is ruining all of our lives.

We adopted this shitty dog but one of its eyes grew crazy so we let it go beneath the floorboards. And now thats the only reason it's new owner even takes it out in public.

Oh yeah, rumor says this is an Indian Summer

Andy redecorated his bedroom.

Stay Up!

Bowfingers came up for a visit this weekend and brought up some of Shepard's large prints. Click to enlarge.

Stay Up girl

Misfits

and Malcolm X

plus many more

OOOh! Bearracuda

The grass is always greener, on the other side

What we got for you, you can't buy in a store

With the ever increasing popularity of The Horsebite Cafe fans are pestering us for a chance to hang out at the Banks House.

This particular fan showed up ready to party.

"Hey you weird fucker! It's Thursday! go away!"


Now Playing - King Kohhhbraa!

Rock out with-

Your little peach dink dangling out
Horsebite Cafe

Ping

Theres a good place to go if you wanna settle a hangover. It's called the Alemany Farmers Market and it's just a block from the house.


So we got this shitty chicken and named it Ping

Right now it's living in the BBQ and nobody knows what to feed it. It won't even eat eggs, and wont shut the fuck up.

So we took it back cause it was so annoying. Its a dick.

In team news-

In team news- The ghetto-youth of the Bay Area have adopted phrases from Northern Californian suburbs as if they were from a popular reality show based on the beach.

Only words can describe our shitty view of. . . whatever lies South of Interstate 280, I know. . . don't say it.

The security system is on standby; only threatened by Breed Specific Legislation.

Newports cost more in California because they're imported all the way from Rochester.

Enjoy Life.


Now playing-Motorhead

Bottle in your hand held to your heart, never too late for a new start.

In Team news-

Andy, Gilly, and AlL, have been working at the comedy club as usual. Tj's around Northbeach scheaming on some shady ladies, Miles is lurking around the southern regions of the city, and Arden hasn't been seen in weeks, he's rumored to be in the great North. Oh yah, Ronnie is busy not answering your phone calls.

Comedy festival

Golden Gate Park today was the Comedy Festival.


We all got into some backstage access cause of our connections and quickly assimilated to the querky backstage antics that you can expect when comedians are mingling about.

There were some cool guys driving their Ferraries through the lawn for some reason.

proffesional Comedians found humor in the idea to picture them in front of toilets. Yess!

Security would not allow any ponytails into the backstage area for safety reasons, so this one had to untie.



We even had awsome hand washer things.


Later that night-

"No dude, I really like Neil Diamond!" "Really? Well okay I guess we can take a picture."



Failed seekers-still lurking around Haight/Ashbury in their hippy clothes.






Thunder in the night forever.