In team News-

A.L.L. broke her finger opening presents on christmas.

The wagoon was squatting spotted behind the cover of a methed-out Datsun 620.


"this is a good post"-horsebite cafe

Youtube Censored The Horsebite Cafe

One of our house videos was experiencing 5000 views per day until Youtube determined it inappropriate.

We kinda saw it coming and understand their decision, but we're arrogant so we'll bite again.

AS Pigs Fly

Killian called his girlfriend and told her that he was swimming across the bay to see her. It was a lie. He showed up at Horsebite Headquarters with a bucket of water from the bay that also contained some sea mud, a dead fish, some muscles, and a live jellyfish.

We covered him in the filthy shit.

After that, he drove across town, snuck up to her front door, placed the Jellyfish down, then knocked while covered in wretched organisms. Thats the last we saw of him.

He crazy or brilliant, probably both.

Random Person Profile

Name/Age/Location: Ny/ 30/ NYC

Turn Ons: your mom

Turn Offs: snot, feet
How you know The Horsebite: friend of the 'bite.

Words of Wisdom: You know what Jack Burton always says...what the hell?

M&M & Allison had a sweeter party last night. Everyone had to wear sweeters.

There were bad people there.

There were good people there.

There were men experimenting with drugs on the roof.

Many beards came.

Eggnog Shitfaced some guys

and some babes

The great outdoors

Slay Rides

New Edit

Music by Killian, edits by Miles

This happens every time a ponytail is allowed over.

UP CLOSE INTERVIEW

1. Name, Age, & Location
Josh "Tomatoes" Smith. -8 years old. Southern plane.

2. Turn on's
smoking, farters, sexual deviants, rowers, ass play, weed, secret societies, funnels, laughing, queefing, glory holes, dog rape (animal sex), the usual.

3. Turn off's
Christians, not farting, makeup, doing laundry, dumb stories, not smoking, annoying laughs, intergalactic warfare, dumpy vagina, talking, listening, communicating, interaction, being nice, or anything for the good of mankind.

4. How you know the Horsebite
I met half of the horsebite backstage after an all gay rodeo I was bullclowning for outside of dallas. Let me tell ya them bulls wasnt the only thing buckin that night, if ya know what i mean. we had sex. One of them horsebite bastards squeezed my balls in the hallway of a college dorm. I heard that asshole is an artist now. The rest of the tards came to me through a personal ad i put in a paper. The ad read; Wanted someone for normal weekly anal stretching seminar. Must be into old war films, ice cream, being degraded, violent fist fights, moonlit walks and a generally bad attitude

5. Words of wisdom
My dad told me this once. If you let the tiger smell your ass he'll defiantly freak out, but if you beat him to the punch then you get tiger shit all over your nose. once that happens you'll never get laid.

Enjoying our winter

Captain Hessian


Alcatraz

dirty needles - even dirtier veins.

Write "GG ALLIN" on all your dollar bills. Any bills you have. People do not throw money away, so it would be a free way to get the message out. You must do it every day of your life. We must live for the Rock 'N' Roll underground.