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THe official Horsebite Cafe camera got cancelled the other night in Sacramento. THe screen looks like two sluts with black lipstick smooched the screen, and the urban kids at BestBuy are taking their time fixing it.

Meanwhile, this picture was captured by Horsebite contributor Robert Jensen of Horsebite superfan Brent Everett at his own sisters wedding.

If you (the viewer) have any smut like this, send it to blk2comm@gmail.com in order to keep us up and hooving and help fill the slack created by a broken camera.

I'm going bike riding down some dirty hills.

feel it or leave the room

One moustache and zero underwear.

Two original members from The Heights of Van were in attendance tonight

this paint-huffer

and

a very bad "Throttle"

The original McWayne appeared tonight after a 3 year dose of Spokane.

The guy from the van video and the guy from the metal video.


Horsebite Cafe fans are the best. We love most of you!

San Francisco is still crazy

This ponytail was getting ready for a fight, so his friend was braiding it for him.

Take a shit in a bucket

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Get along Golded Gate










We went to wine country


And the van shit the bed.

internet down

A squid chewed up our cable internet

Heights of Van announcement.

Please read carefully. This is confusing.

Few know this, but about 4 years ago we made a film called The Heights of Van.

Now, we are creating a PREQUEL to the weird story and calling it "The Night Shadow."

The story is in screenplay format right now, heres some notes from last night.

Anyone who has seen The Heights of Van knows that McTeige is a bitch.


Now, here is the extra footage from The Heights of Van. Not the actual movie, just the outtakes.
Careful, its kinda long.

Photography for The Night Shadow starts around November.

Lets get cruddy

King Alcohol and his Prime Minister

A fresh whip makes Skinnies mouth's water for another theft.

Stupid

"DANA! THE BRIDGE IS OUT!"

The new work van.

Website shoutout

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