Watch me girls-

Drink drink in the badland!

"One sister jumped up, and she began to shout--

You know I'm glad this corn liquor's goin out"

Heres Andy's newest set from last night.

"hush your fuss"

Last night was fun

Heres a couple images


Oh sluts in the city, walk like me
Oh sluts in the city, talk like me

Crumbum 1



sexy glasses


'Cause sluts in the city rule, OK, outsiders looking in
Well, we're the sluts, and we hate everyone

A new tail

as promised. Another tail from the research lab.

This particular tail is a close relative to the tight-wip family. If you see one of these take warning. They are only the first part of an intricate family of tails that will fight you for any good reason.

new Ponytail guide

The following is the first installment of a critical analysis study about ponytails by The Horsebite Cafe. A new tail will be added daily. Click to enlarge if ya cant read it.

The basic Stringtail.

The basic Tight-Wiptail.

More to come-

Another Car Show

510

Horsebite Cafe racecar.

510 Wagon

Kermit the Frog missing ass club babes


If tweekers could guide wealthy mechanics

We bought two dogs from Michael Vick.

Real Shitty

One real shitty wall ride in the garage.



another honkatonkin rowdy beer drinkin night

Looking At You

We got another new camera to replace the old one that got cancelled on July 4th. Do yourself a favor and go pick one up. Even if you lose it in a few weeks the pictures you take will be worth the money, especially as time passes.

Live fast die fast

Congratulations

Family, friends, and supporters of the Horsebite Cafe recently experienced their first child. Congratulations Felicity, Asatar, and their daughter Xavier.

Human traps are real funny

We decided to make a human trap to get Andy. Ropes were solid, but couldn't be hidden well enough.

We settled on a plywood mouse trap beneath his bed that slams him into the wall during mid sleep.

Moustache secured the riggings to the wall where the bed sits.


The plan was to sneak downstairs and flip him into the wall before he wakes up.

He had no idea he was about to get trapped.

Everyone woke up around 7 in the morning.

And flipped him into the wall. He made a noise that sounded like fear and pain. GWWAAGH!

Human Trap!