We may get away with it for a while, but sooner or later this combustible mixture of ignorance and power is going to blow up in our faces.

The siren song of unreason more sonorous and attractive. Where have we heard it before?

The candle flame gutters. Its little pool of light trembles. Darkness gathers. The Demons begin to stir.

oh hey pig

Get one!

As the calender year draws to an end, nobody gives a rats dick. In this editors humble opinion, the new years is no special reset button, and the Horsebite Cafe is still a pile of spider dicks.

We do resolve however, to continue reaching for the stars with both feet on the ground, to enjoy bad things, and to value our time spent with other jerks.




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first stab cartoon

Presenting the first ever Horsebite Cafe Cartoon

A night with Apple Tini

They found out the duck face was cool

Iron Hooves

strangely, the, "this here" was emphasized.

Hotter than a pepper sprout

First person to name what Horsebite Cafe Classic this comes from wins a free Horsebite Shirt in the mail. or maybe just a rattlesnake.

a new direction

HBC Slacking fan photo update

fan photos occur due to neglegent Horsebite updates. Good for comic relief or desperate photo scavenging?

My hair is still curly and my eyes are still blue, So why don't you love me like you used to do.

Somebody knows something about this

This shit bag was running from a cupcake into a crowd of dicklickers for reasons unknown. thanks to The Dollhouse for the photo.

Longtime Horsebite Cafe friend Willow sent in a picture of himself vacationing in the Caribbean last week.

From the coast of California to the shores of the Delaware Bay

Long time Horsebite Cafe friend Kaelan Smith is embarking on a cross country bicycle ride to promote his recently completed novela. the Horsebite will be covering the entire journey from Los Angeles to New York City and filming along the way. We fully support Kaelan and his publisher FlatManCrooked. Below is a production photo from a promotional shoot we did last week. This should be good.

We made this short promo about the ride.


Inspired, some of the Horsebite Cafe decided to hit the road too.

Banksgiving

Another vegan cook off drunken slumber party fight night came and went.

This animal was so shitty that we ate it for thanksgiving dinner

Special guest Texas Jess and Bri killed dinner for everyone.

Jose Saul representing Horsebite in El Salvador.


Flashback-Heres the first Horsebite Cafe video ever. This took place 4 years ago. Some of you were there.