From the coast of California to the shores of the Delaware Bay

Long time Horsebite Cafe friend Kaelan Smith is embarking on a cross country bicycle ride to promote his recently completed novela. the Horsebite will be covering the entire journey from Los Angeles to New York City and filming along the way. We fully support Kaelan and his publisher FlatManCrooked. Below is a production photo from a promotional shoot we did last week. This should be good.

We made this short promo about the ride.


Inspired, some of the Horsebite Cafe decided to hit the road too.

Banksgiving

Another vegan cook off drunken slumber party fight night came and went.

This animal was so shitty that we ate it for thanksgiving dinner

Special guest Texas Jess and Bri killed dinner for everyone.

Jose Saul representing Horsebite in El Salvador.


Flashback-Heres the first Horsebite Cafe video ever. This took place 4 years ago. Some of you were there.

graf kingpin

The elephant and the crotch.

Sinking Lower

First this happened

then this happened

We pushed deeper into the storm with Apple Tini in search of new high-kick training grounds. . ..

Then we ran out of gas on some stinking valley crossroad . . .

We found some shitty Indian Casino

Apple Tini rocked the blackjack table



and some loose slots

Until we scooped enough loot to fill up the tank

then we visited some crescent wrench yielding bros

and landed on home base

Apple Tini shows up at random houses now and high kicks straight through the door in search of malt liquor.

Somethings Olde, sometings new

Apple Tini was there

Horsebite Cafe High Kickoff

Apple Tini WILL win the High Kickoff.