More Ponytail Ranting

Fashion goes in cycles. Jesus had a reluctant mullet, a haircut which experiences resurging popularity through time. Our research team theorizes that the male ponytail, with its humble utilitarian origins, has managed to bypass an otherwise traceable lineage.

Seen here is a good example of the Double Threat Wip Ponytail. This breed is unaware of his awkward femenine tendancies and will attempt to compensate by having no standards of selection for sexual partners. These tails are also very prone to fighting, especially over women and/or efforts to preserve integrity.

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The classic Bulb Wip Ponytail. these ones enjoy cars with aftermarket rims and have superficial values.

The Basic String Tail is the most common of all tails. They are known to be good artists, to generally wear running shoes, and consequently have the ability to run very fast and quietly.

Pictured here is the Sports String Tail. This is just a variation of the above pictured tail in a more athletic arrangement. These enjoy playing Pickle Ball and commonly lose their temper during ping pong games. In this formation, the Sports String Tail is more likely to cheat during sporting events.


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Casting Call

"Hör upp Svart Metallare! Allt är klart för en natt av filmande och Svart Metal födelsedags firande. Onsdag kväll, 17:e Februari, i den mörka skogen på 733 Banks St. kommer sabbaten ske. Egen dryck medtages. Kom tidigt för make-up. Film credit och snacks erbjudes. SVART METAL!"

Metal Video part 2 in progress. . .

The Second Coming

In the early years of the Youtube, Horsebite Cafe made this. Today, amongst lotsa Horsebite Cafe Videos, the film remains one of our favorites. We continue to get a laugh from it and hopefully its done the same for you.

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Since then, our video guy became a little better at what he does, and we probly got a little smarter as a team. So we decided its time to do a sequel. (applause)

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Most of the filming is planned for this weekend, but some of you babes want attention so we probably wont get much done. Thats just filmmaking. Anyways, theres a scene that requires a bunch of extras. If you'd like to be part of a future classic, give one of us a call and come by. Shooting will be later next week at night.

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Urban Marijuana Insemination

We got a great idea to plant weed all over the neighborhood in real obvious places just to see how long it lasts.

Theres a few things in the works right now, including a Butt Problems music video. Prepare for disappointment.

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