Space needle

The seatles came through all the way from seatle for an episode at the house.

O-F Doom

Another art-fag extreme perspective shot.

The transient lurked-etc.

Made in Taiwan

The goddamn transient was trying on jeans for a customer at his work. She wanted to see how they would look on her friend and apparently had a crush on him. So then he used his transient persuasian skills to convince her to come all the way back to our house. I forgot to mention that she is visiting from Taiwan and has absolutely no clue about american social interactions.

The transient was in for a really awkward night because among other things, he had to convince her that it was okay to sleep on our couch, and I dont know, it was weird. THey watched TV all night and in the morning he found a note saying how her vacation to CA was so much fun because of her encounter here: a real experience in America. She actually bought him a glass bottle of Coca Cola for a thank you gift. Gaddamn transient.

News alert

Hey you guys would only make this website better by posting comments, You can even use the safe and annonymouse option. Its easy.

Transtown Exchange

The trunk is the new black t-shirt-privacy, space, and exclusive isolation. People will ask, "Why was he in the trunk?" he could be crazy, smelly, or even dead.


Exiting the trunk in front of the dance club is a perfect way to make a splash, showing onlookers your uninterested approach for the details of daily life, until you actually need to dance. Just like a trailered racecar, or a gun brought to the range in a case, the passenger of the trunk will look more important than the driver and (or) other occupents of the vehicle.

Horsebite Cafe original Heckling video

All the way from New York, hecklers came together for a little stroll through San Francisco.
You really should let this one load, it's a Horsebite original.
Thanks.

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Typical night you know. Drums and afraid robots. Mummified circuitry-I aint give a shit.

Lets Get Mixies!!

Andy and the Goddamn transient were swampdoggin the fridge and found some cute mixies leftover from our BBQ partee!



So they made some blendies and I was too drunk to remember the resty!


O my God!