Saturday, June 10, 2006

California

Friday night/saturday morning; the possibility of physical and mental breakdown is now very real.

A man once told me that California is a very special place, and on a clear day in the Nevada desert, with the right eye, you can look West and see the high water mark; the point where the waves reached their highest, and sank back into the denimn.

Friday, June 9, 2006

binomial nomenclature

This classification is important because it allow scientist throughout the world to communicate unambiguously about animal species.

To the left is the popular mamilicis-leon (mah-mill-i-kiss-lee-on) and on the right is the rare favorite; gritilintis mobil (gri-ti-lihn-tis-moe-bill) Each specimen is an example of carefully bred traits that ensure agressive nature towards specific animals. Gritilintis-Mobil is extremely adept at catching rodents while Mamilicis-Leon is best suited for killing Gritilintis's.

Now playing-Coptic Times, by the Bad Brains.

The Flux-Capacitor 1.21 Gigiwats 88 mph!

You know in the movie, "Back To The Future" where Marty McFly alters the present time, resulting in a newspaper from the future to actually change before his eyes?

I was thinking about trying to make "Johanna" erase itself from the above flyer. I'll probably strangle him or just punch him in the neck so he can't sing.

Sweedishes

About two years ago, Brett became the owner of a good story when he met two random girls from Stockholm during the time he lived in San Francisco. I have always been secretly jealous of his experience, but today things changed.
The very morning he was to drive down from Sacramento to Horsebite Central for a visit, I actually met two Swedish girls while walking the dog. They are staying with their other friend (also from Sweden) who lives down the street.

One's a tatoo artist living in Amsterdam and they're both the newest fans of the pig fan club. Big suprise.

We saw Jack White play without the Stripes for free at Amoeba tonight. SLA in Oakland friday night. Sacramento and such begining on saturday.

Actually, I have some pre-fabricated updates for the upcoming days. I've got some recent motivation to keep on top of The-Horsebite-Cafe-dot-blogspot-dot-com.

Thursday, June 8, 2006

So heres nothing.

this weekend starts on Thursday. Three visiting Swedish babes from the dog park are coming with us to a rocknroll show tonight and hopefully to see SLA in Oakland friday night. Then, we're going to Sacramento for a fashion show where Th' Losin Streaks are playing, followed by Johanna and then SLA again.




By that time we'd be heading back to SF and the official weekend will be only halfway over. So, since there may not be any updates for a couple of days: So heres nothing.

Monday, June 5, 2006

drug jam

these two came out of the woodwork and played this little jam at the house. complete with spelling errors.

Thursday, June 1, 2006

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