OOOh! Bearracuda

The grass is always greener, on the other side

What we got for you, you can't buy in a store

With the ever increasing popularity of The Horsebite Cafe fans are pestering us for a chance to hang out at the Banks House.

This particular fan showed up ready to party.

"Hey you weird fucker! It's Thursday! go away!"


Now Playing - King Kohhhbraa!

Rock out with-

Your little peach dink dangling out
Horsebite Cafe

Ping

Theres a good place to go if you wanna settle a hangover. It's called the Alemany Farmers Market and it's just a block from the house.


So we got this shitty chicken and named it Ping

Right now it's living in the BBQ and nobody knows what to feed it. It won't even eat eggs, and wont shut the fuck up.

So we took it back cause it was so annoying. Its a dick.

In team news-

In team news- The ghetto-youth of the Bay Area have adopted phrases from Northern Californian suburbs as if they were from a popular reality show based on the beach.

Only words can describe our shitty view of. . . whatever lies South of Interstate 280, I know. . . don't say it.

The security system is on standby; only threatened by Breed Specific Legislation.

Newports cost more in California because they're imported all the way from Rochester.

Enjoy Life.


Now playing-Motorhead

Bottle in your hand held to your heart, never too late for a new start.

In Team news-

Andy, Gilly, and AlL, have been working at the comedy club as usual. Tj's around Northbeach scheaming on some shady ladies, Miles is lurking around the southern regions of the city, and Arden hasn't been seen in weeks, he's rumored to be in the great North. Oh yah, Ronnie is busy not answering your phone calls.

Comedy festival

Golden Gate Park today was the Comedy Festival.


We all got into some backstage access cause of our connections and quickly assimilated to the querky backstage antics that you can expect when comedians are mingling about.

There were some cool guys driving their Ferraries through the lawn for some reason.

proffesional Comedians found humor in the idea to picture them in front of toilets. Yess!

Security would not allow any ponytails into the backstage area for safety reasons, so this one had to untie.



We even had awsome hand washer things.


Later that night-

"No dude, I really like Neil Diamond!" "Really? Well okay I guess we can take a picture."



Failed seekers-still lurking around Haight/Ashbury in their hippy clothes.






Thunder in the night forever.