the butthole surfers on acid

Callout--Monster Quest

Discovery Channels Monster Quest is dissapointing. If you want to catch an abominable snowman you need to be realistic. Most of those dick-lickers are cowards and can be easily fooled without sciency gadgets.

Zombie Prescription

Too weird to live, Too rare to die. . .

A rare and elusive friend of Horsebite past continues to emerge in different forms.



Butt Problems stickers got made. Try and get some.

Who brought the dicks?

Horsebite Cafe shirts are available in XXL only. Sorry babes.

billy eat sticky






Horsebite T's

party for no reason

this dumb deer got separated from its dumb leg...

You feel froggy? Jump!

Nature is good, I saw a bear eating barracudas from an estuary on one of the Georgia backroads the other day at dawn.

Then this got in the way


Pig representing her status as an urban youth ready to step to the next level.


campout

Then this happened.