chefs

here it is finished:


love, a

the top of he bottom

weell, what did we expect? i guess we thought tonight would be something different from the usual, it was. Int.


TOP OF THE BOTTOM wasnt shit! big suprise. It was just like every other night here. Binge drinking aint shit. We learned that typical life is better than this shit. Liife is not about jock jams. We tried, and proved once again that college life is for jocks. We will go to hell but at least we'll be with all of our friends. Better news will follow with actual news soon. I am embarassed of this shit.

Holidays

This Christmas was one of the best ever. The cooks were enthusiastically at work in the ktchen and there were turkeys flying like wine. See the Bluryness? Thats how fast they were going.

Only two of the cooks caught at an extremely rare idle moment.

When the team was sober we thought the task of giving a plate of food and even a couple of beers to a homlessperson would earn good merit.

But Reptilicus was lurking under the table and got the best of the meal before long.

We drink wine to celebrate the death of our enemies, AND TO PRACTICE FOR THE CHALLENGE IN ONLY 14 HOURS!!!!

Happy holidays-expect major coverage starting tomorrow morning.

The Letter "E"

The Letter "E"

TOP OF THE BOTTOM

The Challenge is still on for Friday with Thanksgiving between now and then. Come one, come all. YESSSS!

Dropping Like Flys

Annalee's car got impounded and the fee to recover it was too great. Gil's Civic went sliding off the road in a non suprising axle failure and he left it there until someone towed it away. Rob sold his truck. And now the story of Andy's Toyota Tercel:

Near the Altamont pass the headed towards home from L.A. with an Enlishman in tow and Annalee at the wheel, she suddenly lost power and sputtered to a tired stop. The confused and upset team tried to revive the car, yielding no results.

There is never a problem with cars that hessians cant solve. The solution is always a result of the least expensive option, that normally coincides with the most dangerous.

So they rented another little car and tried to tow it about 50 miles non stop to San Francisco. The plan at the Bay Bridge was for the lead car to pay for the trailing Tercel. That plan only worked for a little while because the Tercel lost all power and the brakes started smoking heavily because of Andy's efforts to keep tension on the line while being towed. So the car was once again left on the side of the freeway.

Late that night it ended up in some shitty scrap yard and Andy had to pay a chunk of change just for some motorhead to drag it out to the sidewalk.

The only option then was to give it to another scrap yard in return for a small tax write off.

You did well little car. Now go join the others.

Fanksgivin

This photo has nothing to do with it, but Thanksgiving is coming on Thursday and we will be having a huge feast right here at the house. We hope to see you at the feast, but if you have family affairs we understand.

Thanksgiving will be a good party, but it is part of the preperation for the long awaited TOP OF THE BOTTOM CHALLENGE on the following day.

Soooo Art.

If the Queen of England was in the middle of a tea party and the man next to her said he was about to light a fart, she would look away in disgust until she heard the lighter flick. Sometimes I feel like I live in a frat house. Oh well, this stuff is still funny.


Eyes on the eyelids makes for a scary effect


He wasn't wearing shorts, so we ran out of canvas.

Brian my friend. . . sorry. . . etc.

Verse chorus verse

freedom at 33&1/3

We have all been secretly planning for the TOP OF THE BOTTOM CHALLENGE because some of us are a little afraid. I practiced tonight and decided that half a bottle in a little while was an adequate pace for the challenge. Looking down on the experience; I can enjoy only the inflated sense of self esteem

that it provides.

Horsebite Cafe

Content aside, is there a more reliable news source?

Do you think it's infected?

Rob got his ears pierced the other day and they suddenly started looking like this. Something tells me they should be taken out even though they look really cool when this happens, you know blood is cool right?

TOP OF THE BOTTOM NEWS

Well well well. A new contestant has entered this event and his name is Nathan Scott Phillips. As you can see the plans for this weekend are going as planned and it will be a rocker. A rocker. We knew Nate was in it all along and are glad to finally have him as an official participant.

After catching word of the event, even the fuckin Boa had to enter it. I was afraid of this. An entire new element of "BAD" had been added now that he wants to be part of the event. I asked him why he couldn't just enjoy some booze alone and he did not reply. He thinks he's so cool.

His strategy is pretty basic so I didn't even take it seriously. Nothing is new. I still don't trust him.

Warm San Francisco Nights

Bret and I took a detour to Twin Peaks for the late afternoon. This is one of the best views in the city, of course the camera fails to display the real scope. Market Street may look pretty from up here, but at this given moment purses are being snatched and dirty needles are entering even dirtier arms.

ROLLING STONES TONIGHT!

Pictures in a few. . .

Kicken out a few jams

This always happens when hessians mix beer with junkyard cars but this time its guitars and 3 chord bars. Enough preaching, the jams must be. . .

House News

"TOP OF THE BOTTOM" is staggering upon us like a drunk, it's steps are quick and heavy and it's mind is slow and blunt.
The event is still on for Friday, November 25 at exactly high noon.
Other than that, the house is pretty quiet.

Street Art

There is plenty of impressive street art here in the city, but this one still stands out as one of my favorites.

TOP OF THE BOTTOM NEWS

In official news; Tara has responsibly resigned from THE TOP OF THE BOTTOM event. Officials agreed that her safety would be a problem. She will likely end up supervising the event with Jessica and don't even try to make a joke about it.

A strange conversation with Rob led me to believe that he will need more that just a "good shit" to complete this event. He is a little worried that this may be too much for him. He is trying to blame things like the wonderful way his liver has been feeling recently to justify lack of faith in himself. He thinks his liver has feelings and he feels it in his body actually feeling good. Thats why we have two livers dumbshit. Oh yeah, I have been practicing Photoshop a lot lately. Does it look like he's holding a bloody knife?

You know, this is not binge drinking. I know that two of us are college students and this is exactly the type of event that people die in all across the country, but let me tell you something. This type of drinking is nothing new to our house, all of us can complete the challenge because this is what we do already and with appropriate time provided, everyone will finish the event. THIS IS NOT A RACE! If you want to join the CHALLENGE, please notify the house as soon as possible. The challenge is still scheduled for the day after Thanksgiving.

. . . of the times

This was done over Nicholas Cage's face for his new "Lord of War" movie. The piece was done late one night and stands high above one of the best bars in San Francisco. The original face was a mosiac that looks almost identical to the new one. I sat there for at least an hour before even seeing it because it looks so close to the original.

WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?

Okay, we post alot of shit about the dogs, but truth be told; they are a major source of entertainment/anger for this house. All I can say is you have been caught again and the world can see your guilty face you clumbsy animal. Again; WHAT ARE YOU THINKING? I'm serious, LOOK AT YOU!!

Well, why not?