Made in Taiwan

The goddamn transient was trying on jeans for a customer at his work. She wanted to see how they would look on her friend and apparently had a crush on him. So then he used his transient persuasian skills to convince her to come all the way back to our house. I forgot to mention that she is visiting from Taiwan and has absolutely no clue about american social interactions.

The transient was in for a really awkward night because among other things, he had to convince her that it was okay to sleep on our couch, and I dont know, it was weird. THey watched TV all night and in the morning he found a note saying how her vacation to CA was so much fun because of her encounter here: a real experience in America. She actually bought him a glass bottle of Coca Cola for a thank you gift. Gaddamn transient.