Transexual Party

This is Gay rights weekend in San Francisco and we ended up at the Trans-Gender party/march/thing. The event took place in Dolores Park on a sunny afternoon and we had a great time. I saw drag kings, politicians giving speeches, as well as the public use of alcohol and cocaine in the park all afternoon. Transexuals were running wild.





San Francisco is a beautiful place.

went and did it again

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Now playing-"Watch For Me Girl" by DMZ.

Familiar?

This is a condensed version of last summers CrashArama for those of you who couldn't watch the longer version. This one is indented for promotional purposes.


Now Playing-"I Don't Need No Doctor" by Ray Charles.

Tuff as snails . . .

Now Playing-13th Floor Elevators

Delays

The Horsebite Cafe has been inactive for about a week and I would like to say sorry.

I have been on a road trip in a 2-Litre, Single-Overhead-Cam, dual-SU, primer colored shoe-box around Northern California in order to re-establish my hessian roots. No computers.

Power to the People

Today I am changing The Horsebite Cafe.
I am looking for a willing correspondent(s) to contribute to this website.
That means you can add pictures and whatever you want.
Post pictures of your stupid pet, naked pictures of yourself, or random drunk pics, whatever.
It's all for you and it's all for free. This may backfire on all of us, but we will try anyways.
A lot of people view this site and you have access to all of them.

here's how-

Contact blk2comm@gmail.com and get a password.
The Horsebite Cafe is yours for the taking.

Love,
-Horsebite Cafe Staff

Hessian Session

Den Kinvelencross misch' ladenskop de certin de biba hast' de Xtreme Sportess el actionay vicen du' comedious.


(translation)
True hessian roots tie deeply within the cheap appeal of BMX bikes but wheel size will be ignored as soon as a sketchy jump is made.

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kinda pathetic isn't it? You know there is only about 3 people who maintain this blog, and two of them aren't even human, one is actually a robot.
You may think that all of this sketchy effort comes from someplace big, or even some kind of organized effort.

Nope, just a shitty little operation on a bedroom computer.
Despite this message that may disappoint, you may be intrigued by the way that the Horsebite Cafe has managed to compete for your attention against other media giants. . . Interesting.

Hot Tears Holy Shoes

The local powerhouse Sonic Love Affair, played for a capacity croud of about 10 tonight.

California

Friday night/saturday morning; the possibility of physical and mental breakdown is now very real.

A man once told me that California is a very special place, and on a clear day in the Nevada desert, with the right eye, you can look West and see the high water mark; the point where the waves reached their highest, and sank back into the denimn.

binomial nomenclature

This classification is important because it allow scientist throughout the world to communicate unambiguously about animal species.

To the left is the popular mamilicis-leon (mah-mill-i-kiss-lee-on) and on the right is the rare favorite; gritilintis mobil (gri-ti-lihn-tis-moe-bill) Each specimen is an example of carefully bred traits that ensure agressive nature towards specific animals. Gritilintis-Mobil is extremely adept at catching rodents while Mamilicis-Leon is best suited for killing Gritilintis's.

Now playing-Coptic Times, by the Bad Brains.

The Flux-Capacitor 1.21 Gigiwats 88 mph!

You know in the movie, "Back To The Future" where Marty McFly alters the present time, resulting in a newspaper from the future to actually change before his eyes?

I was thinking about trying to make "Johanna" erase itself from the above flyer. I'll probably strangle him or just punch him in the neck so he can't sing.

Sweedishes

About two years ago, Brett became the owner of a good story when he met two random girls from Stockholm during the time he lived in San Francisco. I have always been secretly jealous of his experience, but today things changed.
The very morning he was to drive down from Sacramento to Horsebite Central for a visit, I actually met two Swedish girls while walking the dog. They are staying with their other friend (also from Sweden) who lives down the street.

One's a tatoo artist living in Amsterdam and they're both the newest fans of the pig fan club. Big suprise.

We saw Jack White play without the Stripes for free at Amoeba tonight. SLA in Oakland friday night. Sacramento and such begining on saturday.

Actually, I have some pre-fabricated updates for the upcoming days. I've got some recent motivation to keep on top of The-Horsebite-Cafe-dot-blogspot-dot-com.

So heres nothing.

this weekend starts on Thursday. Three visiting Swedish babes from the dog park are coming with us to a rocknroll show tonight and hopefully to see SLA in Oakland friday night. Then, we're going to Sacramento for a fashion show where Th' Losin Streaks are playing, followed by Johanna and then SLA again.




By that time we'd be heading back to SF and the official weekend will be only halfway over. So, since there may not be any updates for a couple of days: So heres nothing.

drug jam

these two came out of the woodwork and played this little jam at the house. complete with spelling errors.

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