Horsebite Cafe headquarters

Here at Horsebite headquarters we are a dedicated team of reporters. . .

kinda pathetic isn't it? You know there is only about 3 people who maintain this blog, and two of them aren't even human, one is actually a robot.
You may think that all of this sketchy effort comes from someplace big, or even some kind of organized effort.

Nope, just a shitty little operation on a bedroom computer.
Despite this message that may disappoint, you may be intrigued by the way that the Horsebite Cafe has managed to compete for your attention against other media giants. . . Interesting.