R.I.P. Sparks

Read about it here.

The good news is, Joose remains on the shelves.



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In other news, this tail was spotted last night at a taco place. This is uncharted tail territory and has yet to be classified. A safe assumption is that this breed has extremely territorial behavior and should probably be avoided. Comply socially, and leave quietly. If you encounter a specimen like this, avoid direct eye contact and any social interaction if possible. Behavioral research concerning this tail only has a sample size of one specimen at this point, so accurate description of its behavior is pending future research. So far all we can tell is that it appears to be a modified version the basic "tight wip," and the dreaded. "snake pit wip." This breed is likely to be extremely volatile.