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Stolen Bike Success Story

Stuart built up a new complete bike last week. Looks pretty dialed. He's been riding every day until yesterday-

When one of these little fuckers stole it.

So words went out about a little kid riding around on a bike thats not his, and our good friend Chuck from the famous Metal video spotted him and gave him a Death Metal Scream,"GET OFF THE FUCKING BIKE!"

when he got it back it looked like this. Mile high seat, foreword hanlebars, pegs and breaks. . .blasphemy! Stay on your toes out there friends.

San Francisco

The most popular things in this city are Obama, the Toyota Prius, and Macintosh products.

The Horsebite Cafe has never been about politics, but today we decided to ruffle some feathers.




No politics, just comedy.

PTC update: a rare breed

A rare specemine of the tail family was sighted upon the neighborhood bus today. This subject is classified as a "Vortex String;"
The Vortex String Tail cautiously approaches tight wip status but lies clearly among string tail ranks as its anger only amounts to a fraction of its cousin. It is formed by a curly string that falls neatly into place below its binding device. This tail typically strings outward towards the end of its length. Not enough is known about this breed to accurately describe its behavior, but a safe assumption is that social interactions are indeed awkward.

Butt Problems

Butt Problems plays Saturday night at a mechanic shop at Cesar Chavez/Valencia in San Francisco. Yeeeeeee!

In the name of grindcore

Meet pussy hole fucker and bork of the new grindcore sensation cat fondler.....

bad press is press

We'll see what happens when this gets posted on telephone poles all around San Francisco.

Away to me now

Down for Life

Keegs art!!

Keegs,
I didn't have the nutz to show you this lovely tribute to all your impressive sketches. You always humor me with your extremely funny artwork and I'm sure you know now how much I like it.Talk to you soon,Thanks again for everything.

it's like a photograph!!! How did that tattoo artist replicate that!!!

Babes and things

over and over

these booger eaters came all the way from Delaware.

This guy gives up all the time

muscle bum was there

slow days in the uplands

will someone please update this fucker!

Crazy, sick, and the poor.

Quality controlled

Two new songs.

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In Team News-

Butt Problems recorded two new songs yesterday with a new drummer. More news on that later. Andy is on his way to New York. If you see him, get him a pack of newports and a big gatorade. The time is 5:12 AM because of an early morning ambition to finish this 40, and go to the skatepark.