The Photoshitty Main Event

So here it is.
The Photoshitty Main Event is the newest project of The Horsebite Cafe. I realized that there are many people who view this website and not a single person has had a chance to participate unless photographed by someone at the house with a camera. So heres your chance to contribute your favorite pictures for the world to see without going to San Fransissy.

Rules:

1. All entries must be altered by YOU in some way. The photo shouldn't be turned in the way you took/found it. (Use Photoshop, Paint Shop Pro, Paintbrush, etc)
2. You should add at least one cuss word to each photograph entered.
3. All pictures entered will be posted on The Horsebite Cafe.
4. Make haste!
5. The winner will recieve a . . .

Send all entries to blk2comm@gmail.com
You may enter as many times as you like. Your pictures will be posted as soon as they are recieved.
Deadline is pretty soon, winner announced shortly thereafter.
The pictures above and below are good examples, but all entries will be judged equally for pretenciousness and creativity.
Have Fun!